I may not be able to loosen eight lug nuts...

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
02/26/2017 at 12:10 • Filed to: Priorities and diabetes

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But I can make an excellent goddamn pancake.


DISCUSSION (25)


Kinja'd!!! S65 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/26/2017 at 12:15

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Well that’s pointless beacuse waffles are better


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/26/2017 at 12:15

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God i’m hungry.

The last two days all my dreams were of eating. Then when I wake up.

Hoping today will be the day I get to at least eat liquids


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/26/2017 at 12:16

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Did you forget to add the chocolate chips AGAIN???


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > S65
02/26/2017 at 12:18

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Liking waffles more than pancakes is akin to terrorism.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
02/26/2017 at 12:20

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1 banana, cimmanon, vanilla extract. Chocolate chips belong in chocolate chip cookies, not in my highly nutritious breakfast.


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/26/2017 at 12:20

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10/10 on that pancake coloration.


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/26/2017 at 12:22

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Well HOPEFULLY you didn’t skimp on the whipped cream, chocolate sauce, maple syrup, skor bits and the ice cream on the side...


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/26/2017 at 12:23

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Isn’t it more like liking terrorism more than full out war?


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
02/26/2017 at 12:24

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NO


Kinja'd!!! Leon711 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/26/2017 at 12:25

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What if I told you that in the UK, we have a day called Pancake day, and this year pancake day is this Tuesday? And I’m off this week so will be getting diabetes on Tuesday.


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/26/2017 at 12:27

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GOOD... I’m glad you didn’t skimp on any of that other IMPORTANT stuff... especially the Skor bits...


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
02/26/2017 at 12:27

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I don’t recognize the Waffle Fans as an official government.


Kinja'd!!! RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/26/2017 at 12:30

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THERE IS A KINK ON THE LEFT SIDE AND IT IS NOT PERFECTLY ROUND. Excellent pancakes....bah! :P


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
02/26/2017 at 12:34

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Imperfections add character.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
02/26/2017 at 13:08

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Kinja'd!!! Xyl0c41n3 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/26/2017 at 13:16

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What about blueberries?


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Xyl0c41n3
02/26/2017 at 13:37

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I used blueberry syrup.

But yes, actually blueberry pancakes are probably the best.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Wacko
02/26/2017 at 14:29

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I can post tasty liquids if that will help.

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Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > PS9
02/26/2017 at 14:38

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02/26/2017 at 14:55

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Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Leon711
02/26/2017 at 14:57

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Canada has Pancake Tuesday as well!


Kinja'd!!! Leon711 > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
02/26/2017 at 15:02

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As the UK’s best behaved child this does not surprise me. Why can’t the US be more like you Canada?


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/26/2017 at 16:05

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10/10, would eat until diabeetus.


Kinja'd!!! BLT2GO > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/26/2017 at 16:57

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It is even available at the Autozone next to the safeway just down the street.

https://slickdeals.net/f/9809531-duralast-1-2-drive-18-breaker-bar-11-free-shipping-or-pick-up-in-store-autozone?p=96889387


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Leon711
02/26/2017 at 19:25

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For the same reason every big family has a black sheep